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This is my original FAQ. New questions will be answered in my Blog.

Feel free to colleen @ colleenoreilly . com (remove the spaces!) and ask me anything. Doesn't everybody like to talk about themselves? ;)

About being a stripper:

Do you like your job? Why?


I love my job. It is fun and interesting, physically challenging and very sexual. I love talking to people and establishing that intimacy that makes a dance really good. Being on stage is fun, too.

Do you do private shows and bachelor parties?

Why yes, I do. Please e-mail me at colleen @ colleenoreilly . com (remove the spaces!) for more information.

What is your fondest memory of being a stripper?

Once when I was very young, maybe 19 or so, I did a bachelor party almost up on the Wisconsin border. At the end, I would always pose with the bachelor, usually sitting on his lap. So when I sat down on this guyâ?Ts lap, he whispered in my ear, â?oThank you. I will never for get you.â? I thought that was so sweet. I went by the stage name Vixen in those days so if you are out there, sweetie, I will never forget you, either.

What are you going to tell your son about your job?

I hate that question, because it implies that I ought to be ashamed of what I do, and Iâ?Tm not. I mean, do mail carries and accountants and even mainstream models agonize about how to tell their kids about their jobs? What I will tell him, if is ever an issue, is that I entertain people. Itâ?Ts as honest a job as anything else. The only shame in it would be to be dishonest or in some way harm someone else.


You started out your career doing bar lingerie shows. What was it like the first time you walked in front of strangers in your underwear?

Strange. Scary. I felt very exposed and vulnerable. The bar was on Ashland Avenue on the South side (of Chicago) The guys were all a bunch of South-side Irishmen, all big, loud, blue-collar guys with big hands and big mouths. They could have been very rough with me, and I never would have gone back. But I think they saw how terrified I was, and they were very nice to me. By the time I did my 3rd round, I felt right at home.



About sex:

What do you think is the best thing about sex?

The best thing is that it can be different every single time. Even if you have the same partner, you can play make believe or use toys or just shake things up a little. Each encounter even has its own moodâ?"tender, rough, romantic, frenzied. The possibilities are just infinite.

When do you have your best fantasies?

This will sound funny, but I fantasize most when I am driving. I just got a new van, and there is something about the seat or the motor vibrations or somethingâ?"I always seem to be slightly aroused whenever I am driving. Because driving is one of those no-brain things anyway, you just go on auto-pilot so much, half my brain really has time to make up some wild stuff!

Didn't you used to have a web page called "Sex is Fun"? Why did you choose that name?

Yes, that's me! I chose it because sex is fun. Itâ?Ts playtime for grown-ups. Some of the best times I have ever had have been in the sack. I think people can take sex way too seriously, but what is it, really? Unless you are trying to have a baby, the only real purpose of it if for adults to play together in a physical way.

About me and my life in general:

Describe yourself in one word.

Multifaceted. Or maybe Complex. I am a dancer, a wife, a mother, an entertainer, a slut, a member of my church, and a weekend athlete. It's hard to think of one single word that works for me.

Is there a special talent you wish you had?

Speed reading. I love so much to read, and I am curious abut everything. I always have a big backlog of stuff I want to read, and it is all over my house and my car. I take magazines to read on my dinner break, a book in my tote-bag when I do errands (I might have to stand in a line somewhere!), even a newspaper to skim over at stop lights! I wish I could ride the train to work and read on the train, but it's not practical. So I do books on tape instead. It's the next best thing.

Name 3 things you can't live without.

Coffee, without a doubt. Iâ?Tm not even safe to drive before my second cup. My computer, internet connection, and e-mail. I run my whole life on my computer. And all the people I love.

What is your biggest weakness?

I have several! Fashion magazines, definitely. I will buy them just for the headlines on the cover, who knows when I ever get time to read them all! Starbuck's Fat-free, sugar-free caramel machiato. It's my substitute for actual food. Cookies, especially homemade ones. Any beauty product that promises to solve all your problems over night, no matter how ridiculous the claim is. Andâ?"need I say it?â?"sex!

Who inspires you?


My son, who loves with abandon, forgives completely, and shows me the wonder in the everyday world. I want to be a mom he will always be proud of.
Candace Bergan, Goldie Hawn, and Reba McEntire, for being down to earth and remaining optimistic no matter what, and for aging so beautifully.
Joseph Campbell and Victor Hugo, for their amazing insights into timeless literature and the human mind.
Jesus Christ, St. Patrick, Copernicus, Galileo Galilei, Martin Luther, Ignaz Semmelweis, and thousands of other individuals who believed so strongly in their causes that they would risk everything for them.
T.Y., Derek Scholl, and my husband, who taught me more about love than any woman has a right to know.

What would we find on your Night Stand?

Dust! Actually, I have a huge book case headboard. It has a cabinet where I keep all my special (non-working) lingerie and sex toys. I also keep all kinds of books there, so I can read at night before I go to sleep.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Hmmmmâ?¦. The possibilities! First, I would pay off my sonâ?Ts college fund and then pay off our house. I would buy some of the acreage behind me, so I could have a pond big enough to swim in and room for horses. And then I would have to buy the horses, of course! I would go on a huge shopping spree on Oak Street where the rich people shop, and then around Clark & Belmont, where the hip people shop. I would buy back my old condo on the north side of Chicago, and then take an incredible vacation. I would donate a huge pile of money to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. Of course I would invest a lot of it. After that I would have to think about it.

If you could live in any other time period, what would it be?

I would be a courtesan in 16th century Italy. That was a time when adult entertainers were treated with a lot of respect, even awe. They were part of the court and hung out with the royalty. Courtesans were educated, accomplished, and independent. Not to mention, they had beautiful clothes, and Italy is a gorgeous place with a terrific climate.


What do you do in your free time?

Have lots of sex, what else? ;)
No, really, I have a lot of interests.
I love to read. I am working on all the â?oClassics.â? I also love good erotica (I don't consider much of it really good).
I sing for my own fun and I rock at karaoke.
I volunteer in several community organizations.
I enjoy traveling, and I enjoy dressing up and going to living history events, like renaissance fairs and civil war reenactments.
I am an awesome cook, too. I cook all vegetarian food, but my guests never miss the meat in the things I make.
I like to entertain.
I love museums, art galleries, theater, and concerts of many types.
I am very active. I ice skate, dance, hike, and have a stripper pole in my home. I have a home gym and as of February 2008, I am just getting into working out with weights.
I also really like doing family stuff, and stuff with my son. It seems like we are always on the run.

You have a lot of bruises in some of the pictures. What on earth happened?

Thanks for your concern, but nobody is beating me. I left my first husband the first time he shoved me. I absolutely will not tolerate abuse. I slipped on my front porch right before the photo shoot, and it was too late to reschedule. But, I am very active. I ice skate, pole dance, do a bunch of other outdoor stuff, so I am always getting banged up somehow.

Are you ticklish?

Yes, but I only tell my members where ;)

Do you smoke?

Not anymore. I used to smoke, but I quit 5 years ago last October.

About SC life:

Do you meet with your members?


I love meeting people. I will always be happy to allow my members to take me out for a meal or coffee, or a shopping spree.

Will you do custom work? How much does it cost?

I will definitely consider custom work, as long as it does not violate my one over-riding principle: I will not do anything that I would not want plastered on a billboard near my house. As for cost, that depends on what and how long the piece is, how much it will cost to produce (for props or settings or travel or whatever), and that indefinable pain-in-the-ass factor. If you want some custom work, please e-mail me at colleen@colleenoreilly.com with your ideas.

Will you do a picture set wearing ___________ ?

I will be very happy to do sets in almost any outfit you care to provide for me. As a special thanks for providing the outfit, I will send you a special set of 4 glossy 8 X 10 pictures of me wearing (or not wearing) the outfit.

Will you do pictures with other SC members?

I will certainly consider it. I will agree to work with other members on a case-by-case basis.


How can I ask you more questions?

E-mail me at colleen@colleenoreilly.com .