"Be Prepared..."

I cannot say this enough!

As it is my intention to make sure that you are satisfied,

All of the time! 

As your best friends Mom...

Your naughty neighbour...

Your 5th grade teacher... 

Your "BOSS!"

A  "factoid"  for you.

Before the advent of the internet there was no such thing as masturbation.

AT WORK!!!

Sensuous deep wet kisses from...

"JUST ME!"  XXX 

PS.  Working 9 to 5 has never felt so good...