I love nature and being all natural in the great outdoors. I love naturist programmes on TV too and mentioned this to a friend and said how lovely it would be to get out side and close to nature.  He must like nature  because he agreed very eagerly and even offered to bring along his camera so we could get some naturist photos. He seemed to know a lot about naturism and how to get some naturist photos as he was very specific in how I should behave.  Hmmm,  I could understand needing to blend in, to camouflage and become one with nature, but I must admit I was a little surprised when he said this meant I must remove my clothing.  ALL my clothing !!   but he assured me that this was totally necessary to get  great photos of birds, in their naturist setting.  My suspicions were aroused a little but he absolutely assured me this was the best way to make sure we could get some pictures of a pair of great tits he had been hoping to photograph and had been watching for weeks.  I was a little unsure how I could help but he was totally adamant that the only way he could get these photos was if I was there, in the nude.   We were there quite a while and I never saw any birds but he seemed very pleased and assured me he had got the photos he wanted. 'What, a pair of great tits ?' I asked. Oh yes he said, with a smile on his face,   a fantastic pair of great tits and a furry pussy too. I never saw any bird and I definitely never saw a cat. I will have to be more observant in future
Juicey Janey xxx