I am really sorry. I have been such a naughty girl. Will you forgive me? It was your fault really but I still shouldn't have done it.
You write such romantic sweet passionate messages to me and you even use naughty words sometimes too and it makes me tingle in places I shouldn't get tingles and want to do things that I shouldn't do and makes me think naughty things.

I was really genuinely sucking on the lolly before I started reading your message, honest I was,  and I would never have even thought of putting it up 'there' if you hadn't got me all so flustered and, well,  wet, with your compliments and naughty way of speaking. I don't even know what made me do 'it' but I just couldn't help myself. Say ! you will forgive me and I promise to never do it again as long as you promise not to say such nice lovely, err, I mean naughty rude bad things to me.  Promise ?  Good boy.  You didn't have your fingers crossed did you ? Neither did I. ( honest )
Juicey Janey xxx
p.s.  there is a special offer on at the supermarket on lollipops, 2 for the price of one.   I bought loads of them. Only to share with my friends of course, not for doing naughty things with as I don't do that sort of thing now. ( Well not unless you ask really really nicely and say please and promise not to tell anyone else. Promise ?)