Oh do stop complaining!! It's totally your own fault that I have to spend the best part of this weekend correcting your errant ways - and I'm not happy at all!!

The sooner you learn it's a whole lot easier if you do exactly what I say in the first place - the less your bottom will suffer and then we'll get along just fine!! So haul your sorry ass over here boy!!
 
Hmm - yes I thought so - you appear to have an amount of 'excessive excitement' thinking of the time we're going to spend together - well I'll allow you a brief moment or so to enjoy it - because it sure won't last long once I get properly started on you...